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Yes,

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we were all high back in 1970. A little
bit of solid gold there by little Nicky

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Berlin. Uncle Bobby be playing all those
solid gold platters from 1970 and on to

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the big reunion bash over at State
College campus for the class of 1970.

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And what a year that was, boys and
girls.

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I'm sure none of us will ever forget our
own All -American halfback, Roger Kane,

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who scored a record 36 touchdowns for a
state college on his way to leading that

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team to the Liberty Bowl against Penn on
that unforgettable December afternoon.

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Yes, the 40 ,000 screaming fans who
witnessed it, I'm sure, will never

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Roger Kane's performance that day.

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With State behind by three points and
only time enough for one more play,

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look grim for State.

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Starbuck drops back to pass.

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He's got good coverage.

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He's got Roger Cain all along at the 50
-yard line.

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Cain is at the 45.

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He's at the 40. The 35.

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He's picked up a wall of blockers. Only
one more defender can stop him now.

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Roger Cain. He's at the 20.

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He's at the 15.

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The 10.

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The 5.

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Can he make it? He's at the...

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Roger Kane has done it again.

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I thought I was all alone out here.

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No.

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Played a lot of games here.

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Well, he takes me back.

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I know.

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You're Roger Kane.

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Wow, after five years, I didn't think
anybody remembered my name.

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I remember.

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Who are you?

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I used to go to school here.

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You want to see me play here, right?

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Your time?

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37 touchdowns I scored.

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You in my class or something, or what?
You don't look... You look kind of

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vaguely familiar, I guess.

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No, you wouldn't remember me.

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I didn't expect to see anybody here.

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Not this time of year, anyway.

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What brings you up here?

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Sentimental reasons.

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Yeah, kind of the same way with me, too.

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Oh, a lot, a lot, a lot of great moments
out there.

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Those stands filled with cheering
people.

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Crazy times, you know.

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You come back here often?

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Back to campus?

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Every year.

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A lot of changes take place. It's my
first time back here. Five years.

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A lot of changes.

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New buildings, new faces. I don't
recognize anything anymore.

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Things change.

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You better believe it.

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People change.

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Oh, yeah.

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I know I am. I'm sure you have, too.

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Yeah, this is a big day, you know, for
me.

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Last reunion day.

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That's right.

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Class of 70.

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Hey, how'd you know that?

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Everybody knows about you, Roger.

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After five years, you still remember?

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I should probably be over at the
fraternity house.

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All the guys, probably all drinking,
getting all tanked up anyway.

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Hey, I guess I'd just rather be alone
out here.

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Taking in my last hurrah.

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Hey, you seen Coach Benson around?

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He's still here.

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Is he?

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What's he look like? Still look the
same, I guess.

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Yeah.

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I probably should go look him up.

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I had a crazy experience one day at his
house.

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My senior year, two nights before the
French exam.

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I went over just to see the coach about
some football business.

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And his wife was there alone. Remember
that French girl he married?

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She was there and, you know, taking care
of her roses and all.

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I'm here.

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Oh,

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oh, you're Roger.

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Is Coach Benson home?

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Oh, no, no, he's not. But please, come
in. Oh, no, look, no, look, I've got to

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go. I'm really busy now. You just tell
him I stopped by, all right?

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No, no, no, no, no, no, please, please.

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Hey, look, I really can't stay.

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Oh, please.

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It's not always that I have such an
exciting... Look, it's final week. You

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that. I've got to spend my French.

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Oh, really? Yeah. And training, too. The
big game next week. Oh, please stay.

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It's so saddening that I have a chance
to meet my husband's young man.

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Please, have a cup of tea with me.

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Please.

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I hope you don't mind some hot tea.

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I know here you drink mostly iced tea,
but I think it's very nice when it's

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Yeah.

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You know, it's such a treat for me. I'm
glad you like it.

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It's a great pleasure to meet you.

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I always see your pictures in newspapers
and, well, you're a big hero.

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It doesn't mean much.

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Why not?

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I think it's very exciting.

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To me, it's to meet what would both
start. He's getting me through school.

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Let's put it that way.

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Oh. And, you know, hopefully next year I
get a big contract.

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The Packers are going to draft me.

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Oh, really? Yeah, they sent scouts. Last
game.

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Remember when I scored three touchdowns?

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Yes, I do indeed. Yes. They were there
that day.

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Well, tell me about what are you
studying in school?

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Well, I'm having a heck of a time with
French.

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Pronunciation. I just can't get it. You
know, I'm from the Midwest.

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Really? Oh, yeah, about 200 miles south
of here. I have the hardest time with

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the sounds.

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You know, the nasal sound.

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I just have pronunciation. I just can't
do it.

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Maybe I could coach you.

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Are you French?

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Yes, maybe.

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Oh, no, I can't. Training.

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I can't touch anything during the
season.

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I've got to keep up my strength.

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Is there...

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Anything you can do?

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Oh, gee.

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There are some things I do. I do pretty
good, too.

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Then why don't we go inside and I'll
help you with your French.

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A little coaching might help.

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I don't know what it is about French. I
just cannot make those sounds. I should

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have taken Spanish.

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You know, anybody can come with stuff,
right? I just have a lot of trouble with

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the pronunciation.

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French. You know, the nasal sound. I
just can't do it.

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You know, when I first met my husband,
he was in the army in Paris.

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And he had the same trouble you have.

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But I taught him.

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Or rather, I showed him.

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You see, French, it shouldn't be
thought.

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It has to be shown and felt.

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It's a very physical thing. You make it
sound very easy.

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It's not difficult.

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But it's not so easy.

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One has to feel.

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Well, maybe that's where my trouble's
been.

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I just couldn't feel it, I guess.

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There is nothing that you could not
learn.

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A French lesson, always.

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starts this way.

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Thank you.

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Si partir c 'est un peu mourir Vive la
mer et vive

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les bateaux Prends -moi un matelot

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Depuis le temps que je

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n 'ai plus 20 ans J 'en ai connu des
amants

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Qui passaient par Marseille

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Too old.

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Too old.

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Thank you.

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Woof, woof, woof, woof.

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Yeah, I don't even know why I did it.

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She wasn't even that attractive.

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You didn't have to go along with it. Oh,
hell.

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That woman is so damn persuasive, I
couldn't get away.

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She couldn't get away.

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Thought your life was like that.

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You were so popular.

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I figured you could have the choice of
any girl on campus anytime you wanted

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her.

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Coach's wife.

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Well, now you know.

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Anybody still can't place you.

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But there's something that's just so
familiar about you.

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That's only natural.

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It's a small campus.

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You must have come in contact with every
girl on it at one time or another.

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I had a friend, though.

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She used to follow you wherever you
went.

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But she wasn't very attractive.

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And so she didn't stand a chance with
the great Roger Kane.

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That didn't stop her from trying.

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I date with Roger Kane.

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You must be kidding.

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Roger Cain wouldn't give me the time of
day.

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Exactly what do you think he can give
you?

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Barney, come on. He'll listen to you.
You're his best friend. Please.

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I'll do anything you say. Anything at
all.

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Please. I'll do anything. I'm desperate.
Please.

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Anything? Anything. Did she say
anything?

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That's what she said, Barney. But I
don't know.

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She... Such a mousy little thing.

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Oh, no, wait a minute. I didn't really
mean that I wanted... You didn't mean

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what? You want to date with Roger Cain,
don't you?

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More than anything.

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Relax, honey.

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No one's going to hurt you.

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We just want to do what's fair.

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We do something for you, so you can do
something for us, right?

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But really, I can't. Relax.

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It'll be all right.

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You want him?

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We want you.

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I suppose so.

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Please, really, I can't. No, please.

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Please don't.

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You want a date with Roger, don't you?

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No, no, really, I couldn't.

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I really couldn't. Relax.

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Not so bad. Come on, please don't.

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Come on.

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You promise you'll fix it up?

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Of course.

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I mean, I'm Roger's best buddy.

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He always keeps a promise.

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That's right.

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Sure?

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Very sure.

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I wouldn't lie to you.

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I know. I know that. I didn't say you
were going to lie.

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You sure you can do it, though? Of
course.

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Roger will never know anything about
this.

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We are little sisters. I never did
anything like this before.

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You don't know what you're missing.

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Please.

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I really feel awful, Sally.

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That doesn't feel bad, does it?

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I don't feel bad.

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You feel very good.

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You know, I love you.

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You're not going to get Roger that way.

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I did it before.

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Just pretend it's Roger and open up.

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Just... That's a little better.

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See? It ain't so worse.

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Look, I don't understand.

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If she wanted to date with me, why
didn't she just, you know, speak to me

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it?

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She tried.

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But you were always so busy.

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She thought that Barney was her only
chance.

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Well, like I said, she was desperate.

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Me. Me. Me.

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It won't happen overnight But not if you
just touch one person You're doing

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alright Love Can prove

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Again All the world

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Oh, my God.

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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

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Oh,

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please, Roger.

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Oh, please, Roger.

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Barney Miller, our real prince.

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Yeah.

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You know, for how long have you known
that that girl was so desperate?

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How could you?

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You were the one person she couldn't
tell.

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Barney Miller.

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00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:13,620
What used to get me in so much trouble?

259
00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:15,920
I'll never forget this one night.

260
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:19,520
I'd been studying late at the library
and...

261
00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:29,650
All day long, I'd really, really bump if
I were a wealthy man.

262
00:32:30,550 --> 00:32:34,090
I wouldn't have to work hard. Hey,
you're not bad.

263
00:32:35,670 --> 00:32:36,790
What are you doing tonight?

264
00:32:37,430 --> 00:32:41,150
Wait, you said my order? Oh, yeah, give
me a hot pastrami sandwich and a glass

265
00:32:41,150 --> 00:32:42,150
of white wine.

266
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,750
Cutie. What do you feel?

267
00:32:46,410 --> 00:32:48,110
Yaddle -deedle -deedle -deedle -deedle
-dum.

268
00:32:49,410 --> 00:32:51,970
Raj, for Christ's sake, what have you
been, old buddy?

269
00:32:52,410 --> 00:32:53,770
Hey, I've been looking all over for you.

270
00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:58,460
I've got a couple of hot numbers coming
over for a game of El Stripo Pocorino.

271
00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:01,760
This again? Raj, really, real hot
numbers this time.

272
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:03,600
Listen, where have you been, boy?

273
00:33:04,000 --> 00:33:05,080
Library, schmuck.

274
00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:06,780
Never hear of it?

275
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:10,720
L -I -V -I. I can spell one. Hey,
listen, now get your act together.

276
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,560
here in a few minutes. Hey, Porn, look,
I've got a big exam tomorrow.

277
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:18,260
And I have no intention of playing El
Stripo Pocorino with your bimbos.

278
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,640
You just count me out, right?

279
00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:23,000
My girlfriend here, she asked me if I
could get your autograph.

280
00:33:23,780 --> 00:33:25,460
Sure. Sure. Got a piece of paper?

281
00:33:26,340 --> 00:33:28,880
Honey, I didn't mean it. Hey, honey,
come here.

282
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:33,600
Come here. Come here. Give her a piece
of paper that you can tear off. Hey,

283
00:33:34,340 --> 00:33:37,120
I got this. Sorry, I didn't mean to, you
know, to be a pest or something.

284
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:41,900
She's seen you play a lot, you know, and
it would mean a lot to her if she

285
00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:44,020
hadn't. What's her name? What? What's
her name?

286
00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:45,260
Her name's Sylvia.

287
00:33:45,520 --> 00:33:46,520
Sylvia.

288
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,380
Oh, you love him.

289
00:33:52,270 --> 00:33:55,130
I mean, she's seen you play, you know,
she saw you play kind of last week.

290
00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:58,450
Thanks a lot. Sorry if I bothered you.

291
00:33:58,690 --> 00:33:59,690
It's okay.

292
00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:03,450
Everybody wants your autograph, Rog. You
see, that's why I need you tonight.

293
00:34:04,130 --> 00:34:09,750
I mean, you'd be there, Rog. They're
crazy about you. First I turned on the

294
00:34:09,750 --> 00:34:11,830
Barney charm, you know what I mean, that
little wiggle here.

295
00:34:12,070 --> 00:34:17,110
It meant nothing to them until I told
them that Roger Kane was my roommate and

296
00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:20,730
that he had personally asked me to ask
them to come play. You said what?

297
00:34:21,579 --> 00:34:23,040
Come on, Rog. Be a buddy.

298
00:34:23,340 --> 00:34:24,920
You don't let this happen to your old
barn.

299
00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:29,679
Please, Rog. Be a buddy. Look, I gotta
go tonight and cram at Coach Benson's

300
00:34:29,679 --> 00:34:31,560
house. I'll tell you what you can do.

301
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:33,880
You go out and you find somebody.

302
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:37,980
Take them home and you tell them that
it's Roger Cain. You talk to the girls,

303
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:39,040
okay? I mean, they'll believe you.

304
00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,500
Look, I gotta go, man. I'm late. Wait a
minute.

305
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,900
See you later, man. You mean impersonate
Roger Cain?

306
00:34:47,340 --> 00:34:49,040
Who can I get to impersonate?

307
00:34:50,979 --> 00:34:51,979
Roger Crane?

308
00:34:55,440 --> 00:34:56,860
Who could it be?

309
00:34:57,580 --> 00:35:00,620
Impersonate Roger Crane? Are you out of
your fucking mind? You're giving me

310
00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:01,700
fucking trouble. That's crazy.

311
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:05,140
You're crazy. You're out of your fucking
mind. Listen to me. First of all, his

312
00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:06,300
name is Kane.

313
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:08,740
If you're going to impersonate somebody,
you've got to know their name, first of

314
00:35:08,740 --> 00:35:12,400
all. Fred, do you want anybody to know
about the gas you're selling for 25

315
00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:12,939
a gallon?

316
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:15,600
Oh, come on. Fred, listen. I mean, I
don't want to use that on you, but

317
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,900
You're a friend, right? Haven't I done
you a lot of favors? I'm asking you to

318
00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:19,279
me a favor.

319
00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:23,140
You tell me favors, but you know what
kind of stick life you get me into? I

320
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:24,660
promise. I'll take the weight.

321
00:35:24,940 --> 00:35:25,940
Listen, Fred.

322
00:35:26,220 --> 00:35:29,640
Just stick with old Vaughn for a little,
uh, old strip -o -pocorino.

323
00:35:30,180 --> 00:35:31,180
Hmm?

324
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,080
El strip -o -pocorino?

325
00:35:35,180 --> 00:35:36,180
Sure, why not?

326
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:41,760
I mean, I've never played this game
before. Oh, with the big football hero

327
00:35:42,420 --> 00:35:43,760
No, I got, I got 210.

328
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:46,810
King. I got two tens, I guess.

329
00:35:47,010 --> 00:35:48,330
Three jacks. Three jacks is the winner.

330
00:35:48,930 --> 00:35:51,710
I think that... No, no,

331
00:35:52,670 --> 00:35:55,630
no. Sherry, you're the loser. You have
to take something off. All right, now we

332
00:35:55,630 --> 00:35:58,390
go to the next game. How come you guys
don't have to take... Because you had

333
00:35:58,390 --> 00:35:59,970
lowest hand. Sevens is lower than tens.

334
00:36:00,350 --> 00:36:05,090
I don't know. I mean, I feel funny doing
this. I've never been seen by a man.

335
00:36:05,850 --> 00:36:06,850
Oh.

336
00:36:08,010 --> 00:36:11,230
I really haven't. When did you say you
were... You got to wait. You got to wait

337
00:36:11,230 --> 00:36:13,550
a while. I never thought that I would be
with Roger.

338
00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:15,160
In the same room.

339
00:37:09,040 --> 00:37:12,080
I finally get to meet Roger Cain and I
have a pimple.

340
00:41:43,950 --> 00:41:44,950
Thank you.

341
00:43:19,850 --> 00:43:20,850
It's my ass.

342
00:43:22,890 --> 00:43:26,170
I've never been fucked in the ass
before.

343
00:43:27,190 --> 00:43:30,050
Yeah, I'm fucking you in your tight
little asshole, bitch.

344
00:43:52,460 --> 00:43:53,460
Is that sweet?

345
00:43:53,540 --> 00:43:54,540
Oh, yeah.

346
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:00,400
Damn,

347
00:44:01,360 --> 00:44:02,900
what are you eating? Ass.

348
00:44:03,660 --> 00:44:06,080
I'm the ass and you're the butt.

349
00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:08,660
Fuck me. Fuck me.

350
00:45:05,450 --> 00:45:06,189
I'm coming.

351
00:45:06,190 --> 00:45:07,790
I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm
coming.

352
00:45:08,710 --> 00:45:09,710
I'm coming.

353
00:46:29,080 --> 00:46:31,840
How could you let him persuade you? You
could have said no.

354
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:37,000
I suppose so, but... You know, Barney
had this way of convincing you that you

355
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,260
were the integral cog in his wheel of
schemes.

356
00:46:40,620 --> 00:46:42,480
You kind of felt sorry for him.

357
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,200
I mean, he was so pathetic that...

358
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,100
It made you feel that if you turned him
down, he'd just fall apart.

359
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,460
But he wouldn't have fallen apart at
all.

360
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:53,780
What a salesman.

361
00:46:55,800 --> 00:46:56,860
I suppose so.

362
00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,120
Hey, you haven't told me anything about
yourself.

363
00:47:01,480 --> 00:47:02,480
Haven't I?

364
00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:05,500
Oh, well.

365
00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:08,480
There's really not very much to tell.

366
00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:10,640
Oh, come on now. A beautiful girl like
you?

367
00:47:11,040 --> 00:47:13,460
Well, I bet you led quite an active
campus life.

368
00:47:13,950 --> 00:47:15,810
No, things aren't always what they seem.

369
00:47:18,130 --> 00:47:20,070
Besides, what does beautiful have to do
with anything?

370
00:47:22,850 --> 00:47:24,390
No one thought my friend was beautiful.

371
00:47:26,290 --> 00:47:28,570
Just because she was a little plain and
kept to herself.

372
00:47:29,990 --> 00:47:31,270
He used to make fun of her.

373
00:47:33,830 --> 00:47:36,650
You know, she used to lie awake at night
and think about you.

374
00:47:40,570 --> 00:47:43,670
She didn't want to burden you with her
problems, though.

375
00:47:44,300 --> 00:47:46,300
Oh, she only said something to me about
it.

376
00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:48,380
How could she?

377
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:51,520
You were the one person she couldn't
tell.

378
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:54,180
But everybody else knew.

379
00:47:55,620 --> 00:47:58,960
Oh, yeah. Barney Miller made certain
that everybody else knew.

380
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:03,480
Everybody used to laugh at her behind
her back and make fun of her.

381
00:48:05,300 --> 00:48:07,320
They acted as if she didn't have any
feelings.

382
00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:11,760
So she just kept to herself.

383
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,600
How do you know all this about her? She
was my roommate.

384
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:18,980
She used to confide in me.

385
00:48:20,200 --> 00:48:23,120
She used to tell me the dreams she had,
over and over.

386
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,460
Everything in it happened very slowly.

387
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:33,480
The longer it took to happen, the longer
it would be before it was over.

388
00:48:35,660 --> 00:48:37,100
She was running through a field.

389
00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:41,060
And everything was just very, very slow.

390
00:49:56,720 --> 00:49:58,920
Very slowly, so it would never end.

391
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:01,260
But it did end.

392
00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,840
What?

393
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:06,300
Oh, yes, of course.

394
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:08,960
Everything ends.

395
00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:12,160
Whatever happened to her?

396
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,520
She left school and never went back.

397
00:50:17,460 --> 00:50:19,380
Why? Because the other kids made fun of
her?

398
00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:21,960
No, not exactly.

399
00:50:23,560 --> 00:50:24,600
Something happened.

400
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,900
It was the night after the big game.

401
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:32,140
You mean the one against Penn?

402
00:50:33,800 --> 00:50:35,040
The one against Penn.

403
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:41,400
It was a party, a sort of victory
celebration.

404
00:50:42,040 --> 00:50:44,340
Yeah, at the Sigma Chi house.

405
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:46,440
I was there.

406
00:50:46,740 --> 00:50:49,000
You know that girl, Melanie? You know
the little mousy one?

407
00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:54,580
Who? The wallflower, you know. Yeah,
yeah, yeah. She's crazy. Look at her.

408
00:50:54,640 --> 00:50:59,080
Raj? She's crazy about Raj. And I told
her, listen to this. Raj is so drunk.

409
00:50:59,660 --> 00:51:02,880
Me and my old lady, we had her in the
house one day, and I promised her that

410
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:04,860
she, you know, made it with us, that I'd
set her up with Raj.

411
00:51:05,620 --> 00:51:07,000
Melanie? Yeah. With Raj?

412
00:51:07,220 --> 00:51:11,040
Listen, he's very drunk tonight. Look at
him. Look at him.

413
00:51:12,020 --> 00:51:15,680
Listen, we'll get Raj upstairs, then
we'll take Melanie, we'll throw them

414
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,940
together, you know, and I'll tell her,
like, she's got a chance.

415
00:51:18,680 --> 00:51:22,710
Then later on... We'll all come in and
watch it, all right? Watch it fucking?

416
00:51:23,010 --> 00:51:24,010
Yeah. All right.

417
00:51:24,410 --> 00:51:27,890
Let's get Roger in the bedroom. He's so
fucking drunk. You help me out with it,

418
00:51:27,930 --> 00:51:29,450
all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Roger.
Roger!

419
00:51:30,990 --> 00:51:35,250
Hey, Roger. Roger, Dodger. Roger, come
here. Come on, come on. Come here,

420
00:51:35,370 --> 00:51:36,690
Roger. Come here, Roger.

421
00:51:36,930 --> 00:51:39,430
We've got something to show you here. A
little surprise for you, Roger. No,

422
00:51:39,510 --> 00:51:41,810
Roger. A little victory celebration for
the champ.

423
00:51:42,090 --> 00:51:44,130
A little victory celebration for the
champ, right?

424
00:51:44,510 --> 00:51:47,690
What is it? Come on. Come on, boy. Come
on. Come on, boy. Upstairs.

425
00:51:48,010 --> 00:51:49,010
Come on.

426
00:52:09,710 --> 00:52:11,810
Hey, Raj is so happy tonight.

427
00:52:12,050 --> 00:52:13,910
Melanie should meet our...

428
00:52:58,549 --> 00:53:01,010
You have to be part of our victory
celebration.

429
00:53:01,450 --> 00:53:02,450
You need us.

430
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:31,440
for a little, uh... A little walkie
-talkie. Walkie -talkie.

431
00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800
All right.

432
00:53:32,820 --> 00:53:35,300
Take a little walk with Barn. Come on.

433
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:38,520
Old Barn will take care of you. Hey,
hey, hey.

434
00:53:40,100 --> 00:53:41,420
The second guy, huh?

435
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:45,620
Barney approached her.

436
00:53:46,340 --> 00:53:47,680
Come on, honey.

437
00:53:48,460 --> 00:53:50,400
Hey, old Barney never forgets a promise.

438
00:53:50,780 --> 00:53:52,420
Oh, but Barney, everybody's so drunk.

439
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:56,460
What do you care, sweetheart? Listen,
better drunk than not at all, right?

440
00:53:57,220 --> 00:53:58,220
Here's your chance.

441
00:53:58,980 --> 00:54:02,900
Listen, old Barnes got it all set up for
you. You know what I mean? Your hero's

442
00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:03,940
waiting for you upstairs.

443
00:54:05,140 --> 00:54:07,180
Roger K. Now come on, baby.

444
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,540
That's right. I was upstairs.

445
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,180
But I had never been so drunk.

446
00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,820
And suddenly the door opened.

447
00:54:28,200 --> 00:54:29,200
Raj, old boy.

448
00:54:29,520 --> 00:54:31,080
What are you doing up here all by
yourself?

449
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,280
Nobody should be alone on a night like
this.

450
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:36,400
Hey!

451
00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:38,760
Just let old Barn take care of it.

452
00:54:39,340 --> 00:54:40,880
Come on, honey. Don't be bashful.

453
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,480
Here's your lover boy. He's waiting for
you.

454
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:46,120
What do you say, Raj, old boy?

455
00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:48,380
A real bargain at any price, eh?

456
00:54:48,780 --> 00:54:49,900
Sound of the tooth and limb?

457
00:54:50,580 --> 00:54:52,860
Just waiting to smother you with her
favors.

458
00:54:53,300 --> 00:54:54,300
Hey, Barn.

459
00:54:54,740 --> 00:54:55,740
Come on, please.

460
00:54:56,680 --> 00:54:58,120
Not now. Please, not tonight.

461
00:54:59,840 --> 00:55:00,840
It's too drunk.

462
00:55:00,940 --> 00:55:03,800
Nonsense, Roger. Oh, boy, you let Obari
be the judge of that.

463
00:55:04,060 --> 00:55:04,658
No, please.

464
00:55:04,660 --> 00:55:05,740
Well, come on, honey.

465
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,120
He's your lover boy.

466
00:55:07,320 --> 00:55:08,320
Come on.

467
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:10,880
I'm sorry.

468
00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:12,280
Please.

469
00:55:13,380 --> 00:55:14,500
Some other time, maybe.

470
00:55:14,720 --> 00:55:15,720
All right.

471
00:55:16,580 --> 00:55:20,040
I just can't do it now.

472
00:55:29,100 --> 00:55:30,100
Love you.

473
00:57:46,220 --> 00:57:47,220
I breathe in you my name.

474
00:58:37,130 --> 00:58:39,310
Thank you.

475
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:59,760
Thank you.

476
01:00:22,700 --> 01:00:24,180
I'm good in chemistry, you know.

477
01:00:26,900 --> 01:00:28,340
I'd help you if you let me.

478
01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:41,240
I heard through the grapevine in the

479
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,260
sorority that he likes to finger up his
ass.

480
01:01:02,339 --> 01:01:05,680
Listen, don't get all icicles now. I'll
be back, okay?

481
01:01:07,220 --> 01:01:09,200
Just stay. Keep yourself warm.

482
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:10,500
Okay.

483
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:22,380
Please tell me.

484
01:03:29,240 --> 01:03:31,900
I want you to like it.

485
01:03:49,740 --> 01:03:50,740
Thank you.

486
01:10:26,470 --> 01:10:27,950
I was so drunk I didn't know who it was.

487
01:10:29,610 --> 01:10:31,030
I went to look for you the next day.

488
01:10:31,490 --> 01:10:34,870
But you had left school. I was sick.

489
01:10:36,350 --> 01:10:38,610
I was drunk and I couldn't remember what
you looked like.

490
01:10:40,510 --> 01:10:41,510
No,

491
01:10:41,970 --> 01:10:43,030
so the next day I quit school.

492
01:10:43,810 --> 01:10:45,770
I quit school, football, everything.

493
01:10:46,970 --> 01:10:48,830
It all just seemed so cruel and
pointless.

494
01:10:54,250 --> 01:10:55,590
I love you so much.

495
01:11:00,829 --> 01:11:04,050
I'll never be able to feel that way
about anybody else.

496
01:11:10,770 --> 01:11:17,390
Somehow now, being here and

497
01:11:17,390 --> 01:11:24,130
looking at you, it makes all those
feelings just

498
01:11:24,130 --> 01:11:26,070
seem... It's very far away.

499
01:11:27,550 --> 01:11:28,550
I know.